I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come
those nerds in high school who run like this
in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school
This actually always made me really upset
I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.
just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people kissing or having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room
I guess today I’m babysitting easter eggs! #LoveMyJob
I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING
Why couldn’t the man find his map
Because he lost his map
i just want someone to be cute together and cuddle and shit but at same time i don’t want a boyfriend idk why life need to be so difficult
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)
this bitch murdered her own cat
i love the “male feminists trying to get laid by being more alpha male than other male feminists who are also trying to get laid” side of tumblr
what has four letters and is very hard