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There isn't really anything special about me. I'm not looking to leave my mark on anything. I'm just looking to stroll by and enjoy the beauty of the graffiti left by my fellow Humans.

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast


doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
me: tell me thats not sick
doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

petergatsbygreen:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

GROW DINOSAURS

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.


gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home


vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free


tigerhazard:

missmurrka:

dragoncalibrator:

keetongu:

frillious:

hicupp:

peachdoxie:

Every time someone says “dragon” in How to Train Your Dragon

i cANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING SO HARD

if you listen closely to my deep, inner mind this is what you’ll hear

iT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY INTENSE DEBATE ABOUT DRAGONS HELP

I feel like this completes my blog

muh draggins

this audio file accurately describes the inside of my head at all times


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baby-getcha-shine-on:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pelagic-existence:

Otters are fucking weird. I want ten.

Give me a whole basket of Otters please and thank you :D

You mean an Otterbox ^^^

baby-getcha-shine-on:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pelagic-existence:

Otters are fucking weird. I want ten.

Give me a whole basket of Otters please and thank you :D

You mean an Otterbox ^^^


bombing:

baby we can’t roleplay if you can’t accept the fact that a dark mage can’t use healing spells. in what bullshit universe would that even happen


manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty


slayboybunny:

it is amazing how adults wonder why teenagers are online so much while they continually ignore and dismiss all of their thoughts and feelings. like geez i wonder why kids these days would turn to the internet, a place where they can interact with others and receive an abundance of the support and attention they lack in their daily lives


uglynewyork:

wolfstirfry:

destroy the terms “male” and “female”

when you need medical treatment and they ask you for your biological sex tell them that they’re transphobic scum and deny their gender based treatment

embrace death, do not fear it, there are no genders on the other side, only an empty void which you will float through for eternity. 

Y’all need to go outside. Forreal.


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