i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
Every time someone says “dragon” in How to Train Your Dragon
i cANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING SO HARD
if you listen closely to my deep, inner mind this is what you’ll hear
iT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY INTENSE DEBATE ABOUT DRAGONS HELP
I feel like this completes my blog
this audio file accurately describes the inside of my head at all times
Otters are fucking weird. I want ten.
Give me a whole basket of Otters please and thank you :D
You mean an Otterbox ^^^
baby we can’t roleplay if you can’t accept the fact that a dark mage can’t use healing spells. in what bullshit universe would that even happen
it is amazing how adults wonder why teenagers are online so much while they continually ignore and dismiss all of their thoughts and feelings. like geez i wonder why kids these days would turn to the internet, a place where they can interact with others and receive an abundance of the support and attention they lack in their daily lives
destroy the terms “male” and “female”
when you need medical treatment and they ask you for your biological sex tell them that they’re transphobic scum and deny their gender based treatment
embrace death, do not fear it, there are no genders on the other side, only an empty void which you will float through for eternity.
Y’all need to go outside. Forreal.